SIX PACK #3: INTERNET THINGS, NOT ABS

1. The above photograph is part of a series called ALPHABODIES by photographer Elizabeth De La Piedra and yoga instructor Lydia Neubauer. Of course I want the S print. If you didn't know, I'm recently engaged to my girlfriend FIANCE (!!!). To me this is the cool girl version of a cheesy post-wedding monogram decoration that you don't want but someone "crafty" makes for you. I'll take either the lil' postcard set of the whole alphabet or the single print, universe!

2. Yes, I stalk Abbi Jacobson religiously on Instagram. I knew of her podcast with MoMA A Piece of Work since it could be known about. But no, I haven't listened to a minute of it because I'm generally a pleasure delayer in life and I have that feeling like I don't want it to end before I've even started it. BUT it's happening this week, guys. I'm gonna take in all ten episodes and it'll probably happen in a single day.

3. I can't believe I want a Louis Vuitton bag, more specifically THIS ONE. It's all because of Leandra Medine by way of her podcast Monocycle and the sponsor she had on her most recent episode. It was a website kind of like The Real Real but called Stock X. I got curious and visited only to be find this chocolatey, logo-free find called the Damier Ebene Brera and I'm in love. Never did I think I'd see the day I'd wanna actually save up for a bag, but I can't help but know it'd be dope with an outfit composed of things most other owners of the bag wouldn't wear it with. Do you know what I mean? I don't mean that in a critical way, for real. I love everyone's style as long as it's personal.

4. Look at these amazing photos taken at Studio 54! Don't they just make you want to do mounds and mounds of coke? Er, I mean...go out for a couple of drinks or something?

5. There is a major thing I do appreciate about social media. They may not be first-hand, in your face experiences, but I love that I can be exposed to art I would have otherwise not seen in my lifetime. The Coveteur's list of the best accounts to follow on Instagram for Art Basel is just the ticket for this time of year.

6. Dude, this YOU VS THE KARDASHIANS calculator might make you ugly cry. But it's also kind of the best. What are you waiting for? You can't not check out how long it takes for each family member to make your year-long salary.